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Extra-thick, extra-long Big Ass Pool Noodle.
Generated design concept. Final product details may change.

The Big Ass Pool Noodle

Explore Lake & River

Extra-long and extra-thick foam body.

$39 · Proposed price

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About this product

Same simple idea, much more noodle. This extra-thick foam concept takes a familiar pool toy and stretches both its length and diameter. The uncomplicated shape keeps the joke immediate and gives the collection a playful piece that does not need buttons, hinges or a complicated setup.

What makes it big
Extra-long and extra-thick foam body.
Made for
Supervised recreational pool play.
Proposed materials
Closed-cell foam with applied branding.
Design status & specifications

Buoyancy, flexibility and material durability are untested. This is not swimming instruction or life-saving equipment.

Design concept only. Materials, dimensions and price are still being developed; manufactured inventory is not confirmed.